THIS IS SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FAKE INTERVIEW OR A PUBLIC DISCLAIMER.

WHAT "AGENT PAZZ AND THE WORKAHOLICS" IS? AP&TW is a punk rock band runned all by myself, where i sing, play guitar and program drum and synth patterns on my machines. i started it in 2002 as a joke, and i think that it's still a big joke. i play punk rock on my own to demonstrate that everyone could do it but nobody makes it. everyone plays in sweaty rock'n roll bands with huge marshall amps and stupid macho drummers, i can do the same with my computer without stupid drummers.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? i am the Agent. i'm a 26 yrs old kid who lives in a country house with two demented housemates. i work in a chemical plant and play punk rock songs on my own. i'm not vegan and i'm not straight edge. i'm not very tall and i've got crooked teeth.

WHY DO YOU PLAY MUSIC? cause my drawings suck and it's the only thing i can do.

WHAT ABOUT MUSIC? music? what's that? ...uhm. i like some bands, i don't like other bands, blah blah blah... my fave bands break up everyday. soon none of my fave bands will play anymore.